The first

 Hi, I am Anonymous. Not many things around me are greatly happening or of high interest which is part of the reason why my previous blog failed to continue. Well, that and also I might be a bit  too lazy which is why I'm here now. I will write blogs about stuff that happens everyday and it will be most original and unedited and you will perhaps be the first to know, because I'm going Penelope Featherington with this. This will be my scandal sheet and no one will know me, at least I hope.

Yours unknown,

Anonymous